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All we're looking for is a good fight: Part 1

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Breloom: Alright we've analyzed our combatants to their cores and looked at it from every angle

Mewtwo: and considered every possibility.

Doom: Now entertain DOOM with a DEATH BATTLE!!!!




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City-Z Local Park, April-16th-2016, Noon


It was a nice day in City-Z the sun was shining the was just that right temperature where you could wear whatever you want and not freeze of overheat. It was nice enough for people to forget that they could die any day from a near daily monster attack. In fact even the park was a lively place with various friendly individuals going about their business. There were joggers getting their daily exercise, mothers gossiping while "watching" their kids play nearby, a large man in a black gi sitting on a large rock in meditation, and a few kids playing king of the castle on the public playset.

But the most noticeable person there was the guy who kept accidentally blinding people with his bald head. It was none other then the infamous Caped Baldy!...or as he preferred to be called Saitama. Saitama was on his way back to his apartment from the local food mart paying little mind to the few people who gave him dirty looks for being a false hero. It was then he noticed the large muscular man sitting on a large rock. Saitama looked at him trying to think of who he was and why was just sitting in the middle of a park.

Honestly he looked like one of Bang's students except a little more....experienced. He shrugged and walked over to check the guy out it's not like he had anything else to do that day. Soon Saitama was standing in front of the man with his grocery's at his side who seemed to ignore him. Looking him over Saitama decided to speak up first.

"Oh, nice gi, man. You one of Bang's students?" The man remained silent as if Saitama wasn't even there at all. 

"....You okay?" It was then the man spoke in a deep cold voice that still somehow managed to elude the attention of the people around him and Saitama.

" I have come to test my might against the man dubbed the Hero Killer, Garou. Unfortunately, he's an elusive man, so I stand within this park to await him." Saitama thought back to that name remembering bang saying something about a old student of his named Garou.

"Ah, gotcha. Why you wanna pick a fight with him?" Saitama asked moving his head slightly to dodge a Frisbee flying for his head.

"My one and only desire is to become the strongest being upon this world. To do this, I travel the world to face the mightiest warriors. The name of Garou is feared, even among these...S Class heroes as they call themselves, so, he shall he my next adversary." The man answered grabbing the frisbee in his hand shattering it.

Saitama tilted his head slightly at what the man said remembering his own goal and the similarities it shared.

"....So, you're basically a karate hobo that beats up people for fun. That doesn't sound very fulfilling." It was then the man made a movement that wasn't just talking hsi body stiffening up as if insulted by what Saitama said.

"It is but my only goal within life. I have embraced the Satsui no Hado to take it. I have no need of other pleasures."

"..... You know, that's just going to end up boring you to death."

It was then the man opened his eyes each solid red and filled with the thirst for violence one would associate with demons.

"...Pardon?" Saitama titled his head up as he thought of what to say next failing to realize the people in the park, who had just noticed the dangerous looking man sitting on the rock, were now fleeing.

"I mean, sure,  yeah, you'll be the toughest guy around. So badass, that guys will line just to kick your ass....only for you to beat them in one hit. Every. Single. Time." Saitama tightened his fist in frustration over how many times a fight of his had ended in just one little hit.

The before Saitama remained silent as if expecting more from him. Saitama wasn't expecting to say more so started to frantically think of something else to add to the conversation.

"I mean, what's the point of being the strongest when the challenge you got to get that point is just....gone?" The shifted on the rock at this giving Saitama his full attention which honestly was sorta weirding him out.

"How does one as plain as yourself have such a mindset?" The man asked as if Saitama had just lied to him.

"Because I'm strong too. Too strong for my own good." Saitama said with a simple shrug.

The man seemed to consider what Saitama had just said before speaking to him again.

"....Stronger than Garou?"

"....Maybe." Saitama said watching as the guy got off the rock standing before Saitama.

"....I have changed my mind. Garou can wait." Saitama sighed with some realif at the thought this guy wasn't going to get himself killed.

"Well, that's good to-"

Suddenly the man stomped his foot down adopting a fighting pose as ki flew from him blasting away the rock and Saitama's groceries.

"...my dinner."

Ignore Saitama's statement the man spoke loud enough to have his voice heard nearly a full city block away.

"I shall instead use my skills upon you, bald one!"

"....What?"

"Prey to whatever God you hold dear to your heart! For now, you shall face the deadly art of the Assassin's Fist and it's master, Akuma! and you shall be buried underneath this powerful fist!" Akuma said as the symbol on his back seemed to glow slightly.

Saitama simply stood there as the ki blew past him causing his cape to flap as if there was a heavy windstorm. He wasn't really one to turn down a challenge especially if the guy thought he could handle Garou. Still he found it hard to get pumped up for it.

"......Okay."


FIGHT!!!!



Akuma quickly closed the distance between him and Saitama sending a strong kick to his jaw. Akuma followed up his powerful strike with a a straight bone crushing jab to Saitama's chest. Akuma finished off his combo with a face shattering backhand to Saitama's face. Akuma stood there in silence his fist implanted in the side of Saitama's face a stern look only made more fersome by his pure red eyes. Saitama on the other hand stood there unfazed by Akuma attacks his clothes barely even ruffled.

"...Is that it? sigh and you got me so worked up." Before Akuma could comment he felt a punch with enough power to shatter his entire skeleton launch him away from Saitama. Akuma flew into a building knocking a large hole through it as he flew in and out of it before coming to a stop in the high rise behind it. Saitama hopped over to Akuma's hole to check up on him and make sure he hadn't hurt him to badly.

"Hey you ok?" Saitama asked out unable to see Akuma among the rubble. Suddenly he saw Akuma slowly get up out of some rubble his head bowed before him. 

" If I had known...how much power you had....I would've gone all out from the very beginning." Suddenly dark purple energy started to swirl around Akuma as his hair turned white, "But you made the mistake of not finishing me off right then and there! For now you face the true power of the Satsui no Hado!" Akuma proclaimed dark ki flying from signifying his transformation into, Shin Akuma



. Saitama stood there with the usual blank look on his face.

".....You only changed your skin color and clothes. Doesn't look that much more powerful to me."

Shin Akuma grinned as he readied his fists. "Not taking this seriously will be your down fall fool! You face me at my fullest potential! Very few have this honor! SO enjoy while you can!"

Before Saitama could speak Akuma held his hands out firing off a purple fireball that hit Saitama with enough force to actually knock him out of the building. Saitama still didn't appear fazed however as he looked back at the building to see Shin Akuma jumping out of the hole towards him. Shin Akuma then disappeared be Saitama's eye earning a sound of confusion from the baldy. Saitama's head was then met with a burning fist making contact with him from below.

"Goushoryuken!" 

Akuma then kicked Saitama launching him across street and back into the park. Saitama landed with a loud crashed digging a trench throug hthe park before he managed to come to a stop. Saitama casually got up dusting himself off as he looked back down the way towards Akuma.

"This guys actually kinda strong maybe I could get a good fight out of this." Saitama mumbled to himself as he shook some dirt out of his special place. Suddenly Akuma was already in front of him with another Goushoryuken ready. Saitama leaned back the flaming fist just barely missing him. Saitama ducked out of the way of Akuma's next attack and his other one before throwing a punch himself. Akuma stepped out of the way of the punch grinning to himself at the lack of training this blad man had shown.

Although he had dodged the punch Akuma wasn't out of the woods as the punch carried enough force behind to still toss the master of the fist into a building despite it missing completely. Akuma landed on the building feet first the building somehow still standing despite the force of his impact. Akuma grinned to himself having seem to find the challenge he's been looking for his whole life. Akuma leapt from the wall of the building towards Saitama a mach cone forming around him as he spun himself in mid air to hit Saitama with a axe kick.

The kick was powerful enough to reduce the park into a barren crater and send most of the city into a panic. But Akuma couldn't see any remains of his adversary. Akuma stood there in the crater tuning out the hero association alarms telling citizens to evacuate immediately. Then Akuma sensed a powerful aura speeding at him from behind>

"Fool you think you can sneak up on-" Akuma was stopped short as the wind was knocked out of him by Saitama landing a clean hit to his gut. Shin Akuma was again launched across the park and through a building only this time he managed to land up right when he crashed into a high rise. He clutched his chest the pain from the attack slowly fading but still very much present. His eyes widened when he noticed Saitama sailing through the air towards him the look on his face as before.

Akuma quickly teleported out of the way as Saitama's fist hit the wall behind him shattering the remains of the building. Akuma quickly rushed Saitama throwing a barrage of punches and kicks at the hero. Saitama merely sidestepped each attack as if he was stepping out of someones way keeping up no matter how fast Akuma threw his attacks. Then Akuma threw a surprise punch that phased through Saitama's chest as he disappeared.

...

"An afterimage?"

Akuma turned around looking out the hole in the building looking out at the park and surrounding buildings trying to see Saitama. 

Then he sensed him.

Akuma launched himself out of the building, nearly causing the structure to collapse, and over what was left of the park. Saitama was standing in the middle in the park looking up at where he saw Akuma leapt to cupping his hands speaking out to Akuma.

"Hey do you think we could keep this in the park atleast until people are done evacuating?" Akuma's face appeared rather calm as purple ki started to form in his hands and he nodded in his approval. Then his face became one of pure intensity as he thrust his hands forwards towards Saitama while screaming the name of his attack at the top of his lungs. 

"Tenma Gou Zanku!!!"

Akuma fired of a volley of two gadouken, followed by another volley, and another and another. Saitama stood there looking up at the rain of ki fireballs falling at him and the park. He quickly side stepped each fireball each one blasting a small crater as it hit the ground. Saitama realized he moved into the way of one of the fireballs mean he'd have to tank it or punch it out of the way. Saitama swung his fist at the fireball hitting it dead center causing the fireball as well as all the other fireballs around to dissipate.

Akuma didn't take the time to gawk at this as he was falling from the sky spinning in the air with a single foot sticking out. Saitama merely stood there unsure of what to make of this strange looking attack as Akuma's foot slammed into Saitama's side. Akuma had hit with enough force to launch Saitama out of the cratered park and through the nearby streets slamming into a large moving truck. As soon as Akuma landed on his feet he dashed for Saitama withe excitement in his heart. Never before had someone pushed him to go all out so fast it's a shame to have to kill so powerful a warrior but that was just the way it was to Akuma.

Then he stopped in his tracks as a large muscled man in a tanktop with tiger stripes. It was none other then Tanktop tiger, C-Class superhero, rank 13.

Akuma stopped before him looking up at him with the same intensity as he would anyone else.

"So think you can just go around and destroy our city? Well maybe you can if you just focus on the cheat back there." Tanktop Tiger said pointing his thumb behind at a still fine Saitama, "Well your little tantrum has come to a end because now TANKTOP TIGER is here in your way!"

Akuma stood there purple ki still drifting off his body not intimidated in the slightest

"Step aside and I shall spare you a painful existence."

Tanktop Tiger stood tall not intimidated either, "You think you can bluff not being scared? HA You really don-" Tanktop Tiger was stopped cold as he felt his whole body break under a single restrained punch from Akuma. Akuma then grapped Tanktop Tiger's tanktop and tossed him aside not caring where he landed. Saitama hopped out of the wrecked truck looking at where Tanktop tiger landed.

"That was a little anticlimactic." Akuma was instantly back on Saitama his fists full of rage of the bald hero Saitama leaned out of the way of Akuma's attack again. The Caped Baldy swung his fist for Akuma who teleported behind Saitama grabbing the heroes shoulders.

"Is that all you can do can you only swing your fists?" Akuma asked doing a flip while holding on to Saitama, "Such raw unskilled power can can only get you so far." Akuma let go of Saitama tossing him back into the truck as he started charging his ki again. "It leave you helpless when you face someone who's master'ed their fist beyond simple punches!!!" Akuma said as he fired a Shakunetsu Hadouken at the truck. Saitama only had the time to poke his head out of the truck again as the burning fireball hit the truck causing the vehicle to-


It's not in a city but you get the idea

Akuma stood before the wreckage taking in his victory over another powerful opponent.

"A shame you couldn't last longer." Akuma turned to leave city-z his search for the ultimate opponent still not over.

"I can still go a little longer if you really want to drag this out." Akuma stopped in his tracks turning around to see Saitama stepping out of the burning wreckage only a little seared on the edges of his outfit. Akuma was dumbfounded at the lack of wounds on his foe but quickly resumed his his fighting stance ready to resume the fight.

"Fine then, if you are so willing to end yourself I shall gift you with death through combat!!!"

Akuma flipped through the air and quickly rocked through the air with his foot out at Saitama. Saitama punched Akuma's foot briefly locking the two in place before Akuma hopped off the fist landing on his feet with a very painful sounding grunt. Akuma pushed through his pain as he teleported behind Saitama again charging up his Messatsu Gou Shoryu. Akuma slammed a flame covered fist into Saitama's jaw followed by a second then a third.

Saitama felt himself get knocked off the ground before Akuma grabbed him mid air tossing him to the ground head first followed by Akuma landing on his back with his knee. Akuma then stood over Saitama charging power in his fist to use the Kongou Kokuretsuzan. It was then Tanktop Tiger got back up and looked at Akuma while leaning against a knocked over light pole.

"He-hey your not done with m-"



Akume then unleashed his attack on Saitama with the shockwave hitting and blasting Tanktop Tiger off into the distance. On a more serious note the attack sent shockwaves through out the city causing many building to shake and those already damaged from earlier in the fight to collapse kicking up a large dust cloud around Saitama and Akuma. All was calm briefly as it appeared that Akuma had dealt the finishing blow to Saitama. 

Then a single figure came crashing out of the cloud and that figures name was Akuma. The master of the fist was given a punch for a punch by Saitama who was showing some slight bruising from the Kongou Kokuretsuzan. Akuma fixed himself in mid air ignoreing the pain he was feeling and started spinning again.

"Tenshou Kaireki Jin!"

Saitama watched as Akuma started spinning again bu this time a visible vortex formed around as he wizzed through air at Saitama. On the plus side it blew away all the smoke and dust as he hit Saitama square in the gut knocking the caped baldy towards a part of the city that was been (completely) wrecked by the two yet. Saitama got up again and looked around his mind drifting from the fight.

"Hey...why isn't there anymore heroes showing up I mean just Tanktop Tiger?" Saitama asked thinking aloud to himself as Akuma landed in front of him.

"Enough talk! You have fought well very well to have survived this long but now." A large amount of ki started to gather in between Akuma's hands as he stared down the still zoned out Saitama, "IT'S TIME TO FINISH THIS!!!!!!"


Akuma thrusted his hands outwards firing a massive purple beam of pure energy at Saitama. The beam consumed Saitama while continuing past him engulfing anything in it's path as well as obliterating them. Akuma kept the blast up as long as he could before it finally subsided showing the hold it dug through the city. This included one of the of the safety shelters built by the hero association and everyone inside.

Akuma breathed in deeply and slowly deciding to let this victory sink in...his breath came to a abrupt stop as he sensed a Dangerous Aura.

"How did you-?" Akuma asked turning around to see Saitama standing behind him with his arms crossed a slightly more focused gaze.

"Did you mean it when you said it was time to finish this?" Saitama asked.

Akuma quickly shook off his shock and answered Saitama going back into his fighters stance.

"I did only now it seems I have to attack you soul directly." Akuma prepared to execute the raging demon when Saitama appeared in front of him out of no where with his fist held back.

"Consecutive Normal Punches!"

Akuma lost all his concentration as punch after body shattering punch hit him in rapid succession. The final punch in the combo launched Akuma like a rocket across the city being followed closely by Saitama who was readying another punch. Akuma attempted to block the attack but the uppercut broke right through his defense launching high above the city. But Akuma wasn't one to be tossed around like a rag doll even if he felt more or less broken from the neck down.

He focused everything he had left in his body back into his hands for one last Messatsu Gou Hadoken Agyo. Saitama looked up seeing the ever increasing glow in the sky that was Akuma. As soon as the sphere of ki encompassed Akuma he fired off his Messatau Gou Hadoken a second time that day only much more powerful then before. The blast tore through the sky at Saitama who simply jumped up to meet the massive beam before it could hit the ground and cause even more damage to the city then what the two already have done.

The beam was mere inches from Saitama's face when he swung his fist with a normal punch. The attack cut through the beam spilting it in two as Saitama continued towards Akuma who tried to put more power into his beam trying to finish off Saitama. With only final surge Akuma fired the ball off ki in his hands a finisher to his attack which Saitama still managed to punch through. Akuma wide eyed held up his arms to block against the punch....only to feel nothing hit him. Akuma slowly opened his eyes wandering how he was still suspended in the air and where Saitama went.

"Where?"

"Up here."

Akuma turned around in time for his chest to get hit by a sorta not really serious punch from Saitama. Akuma brook the soundbarrier several times as he rocketed through the air towards the city below. Saitama watched as Akuma smashed into the ground making a crater about the same size as the other one in the park....or where it was. Saitama soon landed back down on the edge of the crater looking in it to see if there was any movement from Akuma.

"That was a good fight." Saitama said to his fallen foe as he turned around to leave.

Stop music


"Sensei!" Saitama turned around already knowing who's voice it was.

"Oh hey Genos." he said turning to see the cyborg run up, "What are you doing here?"

"The hero association wanted the S class to deal with a Demon level threat...but I can see you handled it just well as always." Genos said with a tone that showed he knew he didn't have to show up.

"Well of course he handled the Demon threat it wasn't really that powerful to begin with." Genos and Saitama both looked over to see a short slightly pugey man with a bowl hair cut and Neet shirt on.

"I mean everyone knows the streets here were in rough shape and it was only a matter of time before they started to collapses on themselves." The guy said some oblivious to what obviously happened before him. "Also since those buildings all have loose screws in them, like everyone knows they do, it makes sense that they would fall over once the roads shifted."

A cold breeze blew by the trio as Neet stood before Genos and Saitama with all the smuggness in the world on his shoulder.

"You need a hobby.."

As they stood there in the crater was Akuma broken but far from admitting defeat. 

He didn't know how but he had to keep fighting despite the lack of feeling he had all over his body. The two heroes (and Neet) looked at the craters center as a figure familiar to Saitama slowly rose before them. It was Akuma battered, broken and bloody all over. But his warriors spirit refused to let him quit here he had to keep fighting but to fight this man he needed more power and for that he needed to give in and finally embrace Satsui no Hado completely.

"Ssseeee would a normal looking guy like that have survived if baldy here was as powerful as you keep saying?" Neet said as he turned away from Akuma. Neet went on as a glow started to grow behind him taking Genos's and some of Saitama's attention away from him. 

"I mean first you guys can't even protect us from actual monsters despite being heroes, and now your just fighting regular guys in run down citys trying to prove how big you are?" Neet said matter of factly as the glow continued to grow behind and Genos raised his fists with a serious yet slightly nervous look on his face. "What's the matter heroes can't defend yourself now that I've figured your little game out?"

Neet was about to laugh triumphantly when he finally heard the last of a line of footsteps behind him and noticed the glow. Neet turned around slowly around and who no what he saw behind him made him wet his pants. Standing behind him with long glowing white hair and dark blue skin looking at him with eyes as red as hell itself was Oni.



"I-I-I cou-could probably take him-"

Neet said as his pants became darker and more wet. He started spinning his arm around as if trying to gain power before slamming his fist into Oni's gut. If anything happened Neet probably broke a few bones in his hand doing that. Neet pulled his hand back taking a spet back as Oni looked down at him with a devilish grin on his face. Oni slowly raised his hand grabbing Neet's head lifting him off the ground.

'H-H-HELP G-GUYS I-I-I MEAN HEROES HELP ME PLEASE!!!" Neet screamed as ki flowed to Oni's hand and to Neet's head melting his skin and muscles off his body.

"This isn't your fight..."

Before Genos or even Saitama could move to help Ki exploded outward from Oni shattering Neet's weak body and knocking Genos away.

"Its mine"

Despite his show of power with ki Saitama remained standing there before Oni unfazed by the transformation.

"So I guess you still want to go another round?" Saitama said

"No" Oni readied himself "I want to end this"

Before Saitama knew what hit him Oni flew at him across the ground like a shadow before coming close to Saitama and somehow turning the world black. Saitama then felt pain across and throughout his entire body as purple light sparked from where Oni hit him. Before a final hit made Saitama feel numb all through out his body when finally the final strike brought the light back to the world. 



Saitama couldn't help it the attack seemingly drained him as he fell to his knees and then back onto his back.

Defeated

Oni smiled one soul down only the rest of the world left.

"SENSEI!!!"

Oni turned to the voice to see the cyborg from earlier returning to the scene with anger very clearly on his face. Oni didn't care about this only smiling at the opportunity to slay another opponent. Oni stomped his foot down barely visible behind the massive amount of ki radiating off of his body. 

"Cower mortal for you have dared to face Oni!" Oni spoke as Genos came to a stop a short ways away from him, "I shall grind beneath my heel all that exists." Genos took a step band begun scan the immediate area as Oni disappeared from his point of view.

"STARTING WITH YOU!!!"


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Breloom: What the hell?

Mewtwo: It looks like this is our first, well justified, two parter?

Doom: DOOM thought we were saving that for DOOM's fight?!

Breloom: I couldn't help it I'm sorry!

Mewtwo: It's kinda funny given that Saitama is famous for finishing fights in one punch.

Breloom: Heh yeah I guess you're right.

Doom: Still DOOM wonders if anybody will call bull on this.

Breloom: Well I guess we'll have to stay tuned for next time!
Holy shit....yeah that's right it's a two parter HAHAHAHA!

Saitama and Akuma don't belong to me.

Also thanks to :iconRedHavioc: for some choice dialogue 
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Who the Hell is Neet, he sounds like a Total Pussy